May
8
2008
Dear George,
It is with somber heart and with the utmost gratitude that we reluctantly see you take your leave. No one in the position before you has given so much (although it wasn’t yours to give in the first place) and asked so little (albeit while still in office). Your catering to our every need and burdening the commoners will never be forgotten. We cannot laud you enough praise. Your vision and foresight is second to none. Oh how the unwashed masses in their folly long for a fair break, but it was you in your divine wisdom plucked the last nickel from their unappreciative pockets and forwarded it to us.
There is still a chance to retain your credible service. Iran has been drawing the ire of the military complex and big red propaganda machine. A few bombs and martial law and the dream will come true my friend. When fascism confronts America, it will be draped in a flag and carrying a cross and you are appropriately dressed.
Love and admiration.
Your humble master,
Corporate America
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July 2nd, 2008 at 9:47 am
I don’t think he’s smart enough to understand this one. Someone will have to sound out the words for him, but still, this may actually be too subtle.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
This is fantastic, but I agree he probably won’t be able to understand it.
“There’s a fine ‘Murrican against terrism right there”, Bush was quoted as saying.