May

20

2008

Thanks For The Holy War (We Needed It)

Written By Matt McClintock

UNITED STATES

Read 338 Times

  • 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
  • « Rate This Message


    • My righteous “leader”, George,

    Thanks for all you have done for us. If there’s anything we always wanted, it was definitely death, despair, a useless economy, propagandized fear, an entire world that despises us, an endless war started by greed-heads from Texas, $5/gallon gas, church before state, and the list goes on and on.

    I can’t begin to tell you how you’ve made our dreams come true. It has been like Christmas for 8 years straight, but instead of Jesus on the cross it was you, and we could all marvel and celebrate your sacrifices for us.

    George, when you finally do take your dirt nap and do not pass Go, but instead head directly to hell, I hope to see you there to chat more about this. But beware, for I hear in Hell they are constantly poking and prodding you with hot sticks to extract your DNA for stem cell research.

    See you soon

    « Previous FW43 Message
    Next FW43 Message »

    Comment On This Message:

    Leave Your Comment

    - Why ask? To confirm you are a human user.
    *required

    Custom Search

    RANDOM MESSAGE

    Jun

    3

    2008

    Fare Ill, 43

    Written by Zee

    1 votes, average: 5 out of 51 votes, average: 5 out of 51 votes, average: 5 out of 51 votes, average: 5 out of 51 votes, average: 5 out of 5

    0 Comments

    Fare ill, fraudulent 43. Fantastic riddance. You snuck in the back door, I remember. I was there when you dodged the front entrance. Whichever door you exit, let it hit you in the ass. I trust I express myself simply enough though it may take you both hands and a short…  more »