Jul
27
2008
I know that every ex-president has security with him at most times, but I’m guessing that you will have to have more security with you than any ex-president in history.
When I had arguments with my republican friends over ideology, I would always win the argument by bringing up Nixon – it was my trump card. Now you have made it so much easier to argue, I don’t even have to get into it! I just bring you up at the start of the argument, and the argument is already done and over with!
Thanks for endless punchlines, a hilarious roast by Steven Colbert, and republican stereotypes firmly cemented.
Now you can go back to drinking other peoples milkshakes!
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