Aug

1

2008

A Farewell Gift

Written By Judah Freed

UNITED STATES

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    • Dear George W. Bush –

    Thank you for your service as president. This farewell letter is your invitation to accept a gift certificate, redeemable at any neighborhood office supply store, for one bottle of all-purpose glue. Please use this gift to glue back together the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights that you have shredded.

    Sincerely,

    Judah Freed

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